the-maddabber:

securityslumking:

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

That “kid” was born in 79. You jackass

Actually sir 76! Andy Milonakis is one funny mother fucker.

(via mylifeisthehighlifebitch)

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itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

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"If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?"

(via suspend)

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Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

(Source: kamrynndenise, via jmarg)

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista, via fake-mermaid)

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